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Ready Wipes

Personal Cleansing Wipes

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 6 reviews

You’ll never be caught out with the hygiene of a caveman again! With our Ready Wipes at hand, you can freshen up instantly - anywhere, anytime.

 Made out of 100% biodegradable sustainable bamboo
 pH balanced + hypo-allergenic
 30 x Individually-wrapped wipes

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Water, glycerine, vitamin E, aloe vera, citric acid
(infused into a sustainable bamboo wipe)

Remove the wipe from its sachet and unfold it. Gently rub over any area on your body that needs freshening up!

Special areas of mention: around the head of the penis and under the foreskin, down the shaft, and don’t forget about the balls for complete freshness and protection. Repeat as necessary.

Our business is your satisfaction. So if our products just aren't cutting it for you (for whatever reason) you can request a free return and get your money back. Applies to Australian orders only.

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Soft as balls.

Soft as balls.

Our wipes are pH balanced and hypo-allergenic, made only of the best vegan ingredients to get rid of your funky bacteria while leaving you with that “dropping your trousers on a mountain peak” kind of freshness. 

100% biodegradable.

100% biodegradable.

Our wipes are made out of sustainable bamboo that naturally breaks down after use. They’re also toxin and dye-free, so you can throw them in the compost or green bin after you’re done.

Individually-wrapped.

Individually-wrapped.

It doesn’t matter if you pop some in your glove box, in your wallet, or in between your butt cheeks, since they’re individually packaged our wipes will always remain fresh as the day they were conceived.

average rating 5.0 out of 5
Based on 6 reviews
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Reviewed by David
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Rated 5 out of 5

Excellent wipes

Great quality wipes

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Rated 5 out of 5

5 Stars

These feel great and don't dry out immediately! Freshen up quickly with them

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Reviewed by Joe
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Rated 5 out of 5

Camping.

Our first adventure out of lockdown, I took the Mrs and we hit the road. We hit the hikes and then got horny. Now, I’m a proud guy but also a sweaty one, which doesn’t mix well when you’re looking for some fourplay before the main treat. Then I remembered my Freddy wipes, I tore the packet and freshened myself up in seconds and she loved it! Do her a favour lads and wipe your wang! Does a bear cum in the woods? I know I do!

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Reviewed by Jay
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5 Stars

nothing worse than a stinky crotch and these certainly get you fresh & ready

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Reviewed by Jerry W.
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Rated 5 out of 5

great for gym

These are actually great for after gym as well, I pop them in my bag and then after workout use to pat down

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Frequently asked questions

Yes - these are perfect to wipe off any excess Steady Freddy control spray.

Our Ready Wipes are fragrance-free and hypoallergenic so you'll never have to worry about irritation.

Each box contains 30 individually wrapped wipes.

Ready Wipes can be used on any external part of your body, including your butt and balls.